I don't think this is part of my job description.

This was just too funny not to share. Seriously, watch this.

Harry Potter, The Chosen One.

Have you seen the new teaser trailer for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince?

Oh my sweet Jesus. It looks amazing. I am seriously squeeing and clapping my hands together like an eight-year old.

Tom Riddle is all I could ever hope for. He's scary and just emotionless. Young!Dumbledore is looking pretty fetching in that suit. I'm kind of pissed that there's no Hermione in the teaser! She's my favourite character so it's just bloody ridiculous in my (biased) opinion.

Also, on a kind of unrelated note, I am a total Harry/Hermione shipper. I know I'm in the minority but, I don't care. I just can't see how Ron/Hermione could ever work!

"Did I know that I had just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time? No..."

OMG asdfghjkl.

Sarcasm is my second language. Well, more like my first when it really comes down to it.

I absolutely hate when I'm in the middle of doing something, like reading the paper, and my mother asks, "What are you doing?"

Uh, let's see.

I'm trying to translate the paper into Elvish?
I'm searching for someone selling a TARDIS?
I'm looking for something to wipe my ass with?

Maybe the paper wasn't a dead giveaway, or the fact that I'm looking at it and comprehending (most of) the words. No? Still stumped?
I'm reading the fucking newspaper!

But usually it's just a clever little ploy to get me to do the dishes or feed the cat or just annoy the fuck out of me!