I don't think this is part of my job description.

This was just too funny not to share. Seriously, watch this.

Harry Potter, The Chosen One.

Have you seen the new teaser trailer for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince?

Oh my sweet Jesus. It looks amazing. I am seriously squeeing and clapping my hands together like an eight-year old.

Tom Riddle is all I could ever hope for. He's scary and just emotionless. Young!Dumbledore is looking pretty fetching in that suit. I'm kind of pissed that there's no Hermione in the teaser! She's my favourite character so it's just bloody ridiculous in my (biased) opinion.

Also, on a kind of unrelated note, I am a total Harry/Hermione shipper. I know I'm in the minority but, I don't care. I just can't see how Ron/Hermione could ever work!

"Did I know that I had just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time? No..."

OMG asdfghjkl.

Sarcasm is my second language. Well, more like my first when it really comes down to it.

I absolutely hate when I'm in the middle of doing something, like reading the paper, and my mother asks, "What are you doing?"

Uh, let's see.

I'm trying to translate the paper into Elvish?
I'm searching for someone selling a TARDIS?
I'm looking for something to wipe my ass with?

Maybe the paper wasn't a dead giveaway, or the fact that I'm looking at it and comprehending (most of) the words. No? Still stumped?
I'm reading the fucking newspaper!

But usually it's just a clever little ploy to get me to do the dishes or feed the cat or just annoy the fuck out of me!

Everyone's gotta start somewhere.

Why, hello everyone! First post so I better make it good right? Ah, here we go, I've thought of something.

When I was little, maybe 7 or 8, I wanted to be an exotic dancer. Now, of course, I didn't know what an exotic dancer was. (I was, and currently am, a dancer. A Polish dancer. But I'll talk about that at a later time.) I had always associated the term 'exotic' to mean 'strikingly, excitingly, or mysteriously different or unusual' mostly because that's what is defined as in the dictionary. I was the kind of girl who wanted to do things I'd never done before. I was/am creative and unique. I was even in a program at school for gifted and talented, of which I was both thank you very much.

I have since learned that an exotic dancer is not something that I aspire to be. Although, I have dreamed and thought about what it would be like. I mean, the pay is good right? And I'm not exactly ugly, and I won't say I'm pretty because I can't really judge myself. I look just fine for myself. Also, I won't lie and say I don't occasionally dance naked by myself in my room to sexy music. But doesn't everyone do that? No? Well then, I guess you'll have to try it sometime. However, the downside would be being treated as an object and not a person, being harassed, etc. But, I would just have to read Belle de Jour's blog to really know it's not the worst thing in the world.

Here's a little quote of the day:

Dance like no one is watching.
Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you've never been hurt
and live like it's heaven on Earth.
-Mark Twain